Trump: A True Conservative

Well, it appears that Donald Trump must be a true conservative: a real Republican. There is so much evidence for that, it barely requires enumerating, but for the logically challenged among us, I will deign to do so. The evidence falls into three categories. First, high profile supporters, second, the type of people who vote for him in the primary and third, stated policy positions.

Just look and marvel in awe at the huge amazing list of rock-ribbed conservatives, social and economic, that support him! I mean, Chris Christie… I mean just look at the admiration Christie has for Barack Obama!

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And then there is Ben Carson: my what a conservative stalwart there! (Except for his longstanding and recently memory-holed support of gun-control…)

And of course, there is Ann Coulter! Whew, I mean who wouldn’t just take her word for it… when she dubs someone a true conservative, well there can be no more debate there (except that apparently by her book Romney is somehow the best conservative ever).

Well, if that wasn’t enough, the people who repeatedly vote for Lamar Alexander voted for Trump in the primary. The people who supported Schwarzenegger in CA support Trump at this point. And in Wisconsin, those known squishy RINOs who support the establishment Trojan horse Scott Walker from constant assault from the leftists in the state, those people voted for that other establishment fraud Ted Cruz… who lies and stuff…

And look! Trump says things about abortion… like six different things… one of them has to have been the conservative response! Even Rudy Giuliani (known pro-lifer…) supports Trump!

What more evidence do you need? If Trump and his plurality won delegates (He won all 50 SC delegates with a lower vote share than he lost 36/42 in WI)  don’t win at the convention, the nomination was STOLEN!

(Seriously now… when did ‘conservative’ come to mean ‘Trump Supporter’ rather than ‘Scott Walker’ … and ‘Establishment’ come to mean anyone other than people like Christie? Totally weird. This primary is like the Republicans are drunk, in a carnival hall of mirrors… and I’m not sure if people like Limbaugh  will ever really recover… Who will trust them now?)

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